I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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