im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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