Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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