Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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