got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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