Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
worst night to have a conscience
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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