I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Randomize
