bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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