why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Randomize
