There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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