I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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