Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
you told grandpa to call you daddy
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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