Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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