they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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