Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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