Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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