she smelled like a LAN party
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
