I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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