...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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