I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
