well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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