You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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