I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Someone came in the potted fern
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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