Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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