Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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