In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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