I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
