i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
vagina is talking i cant
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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