whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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