I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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