I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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