Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
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We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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