Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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