something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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