Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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