oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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