Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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