So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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