ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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