brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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