I got chris browned last night
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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