It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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