Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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