me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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