Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
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At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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