And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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