So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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