I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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