thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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