i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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