Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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