i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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