FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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