he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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