why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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