they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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