I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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